mully girl scale

The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10

Bill "Man she's a 10"

Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"

by Mully girl scale July 13, 2016

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

1-10 (Female Attractiveness Scale)

For y'all hood thots
A: Hot or nah?
For y'all bougie niggas
It's a fundamental cast or rank system to rate a bitch's attractiveness, its used throughout the world to centuries and it helps niggas who stupid about a bitch but she ugly

Dayshawn- "yo u see Kiki the other day bruh?! Yo she bad asf yo I swear bruh."

Ralph- "nigga if you don't get yo likkity split nick nack patty wack ass outta here boii, that bitch a straight 3 or 2.5 nigga stop lying bruh." And "that bitch in the 1-10 (female Attractiveness Scale) is a ugly bitch."

by Senator Big Dick September 15, 2016

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.

- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."

by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016