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I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words
u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner
by see thru April 23, 2022
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I am a fighter and not a quitter

A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).
Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.
by Rhythm Heaven October 26, 2022
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Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real
Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real
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i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music
by eminem og July 26, 2023
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I Am your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003
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zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.
by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020
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Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018
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