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Patch the Alpha

A shit stain on the face of the internet and quite possibly the dumbest fuck I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. A Patch the Alpha is ignorant to the most basic of social norms, he has been known to shittyly attempt to grab peoples' IPs and fail as well as ridicule and harass and dox people who couldn't care less about him (including actual children.) He is generally unaccepting to criticisms no matter how nicely you try to communicate your concerns and quite possibly his biggest offence yet is that he isn't fucking funny in the slightest, he could tell the most ass joke that'd make even his braindead viewers bleed from the ears whilst simultaneously thinking that he's the funniest person on earth. He also has an overinflated ego that his simple knucklehead fans feed into on a daily basis like its their fucking dog.
Patch the Alpha: *Insert really unfunny joke*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
Me: *brain explodes*
by fdssdfdsfdsfsd October 17, 2020
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theta phi alpha

A national sorority that has the nicest and most fun girls you will find on any campus. They are approachable and real and thats what makes them special.
Sometimes they refer to themselves as Theta Phis
That Theta Phi is so freakin nice...and she's hot!
by Iheartthetaphi February 27, 2005
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Elite Alpha

A person with a naturally Massive Cock, that makes even the Alpha male feel like a

timid loser, and intimidated.
The Elite Alpha's size and confidence made him easily the most wanted cock of the walk at the party.
by Elite Lady February 9, 2015
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Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022
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force [pre-alpha]

It's a game made by angeroast involving star wars universe in roblox, it has bad balancing so somebody can 1 shot combo you like a little rat the playerbase is/

otherwise if you play this game you will get severe brain damage
oh god damn it thoseforce pre-alpha players are being monkeys again
by lol2432 May 24, 2022
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Lambda Chi Alpha

Anyone who is a member of the Lambda Chi Alpha community is a total fucking fratstar. Once apart of the "LambShanks", one will receive much pussy and consume extreme amounts of alcohol. Lambda Chi Alpha IS THE MOST ALPHA frat in all college campuses.
"Who's that guy spitting fire to that slampiece over there? He must belong to Lambda Chi Alpha"
"I partied at the Lambda Chi Alpha house last night...ponged all night and got laid, I sure wish I was never apart of Sigma Nu"
Girl:"Are you in Lambda Chi Alpha?
Guy:"No I'm in Delta Chi"
Girl:"Oh, I consider you a GDI, needledick"
by ijvtinvjorgj February 14, 2012
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