Gifted Abby

A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.

my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby

by teehee senpai March 09, 2021

Gifted Abby

A god really.

ugh imagine not knowing gifted abby

by teehee senpai March 08, 2021

Gifted Abby

The most beautiful person on earth.

A god.

I can and will die for her.

She can step on me and I will say thank you.

The most beautiful human being on earth.

Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine

by teehee senpai March 08, 2021

modernly abby

a leftist twitter account parodying Abby Shapiro (aka Classically Abby)

"Yo did you see that Modernly Abby tweet? It was a banger but only got 3 likes"

by janethepain August 10, 2021

Abbi

She really is someone you can't find anywhere else.
Got big dick energy
Great cuddles!
What a great specimen of the humankind!

Abbi is great
I just love abbi
Abbi is amazing

by Sun Tzu's left testicle December 11, 2021

Abbi

To waste food

I abbied that shit today so not even the homeless people could get to it

by NeuroBakerWestLover February 14, 2022

Abbi

A short ass girl who is madly in love with a stoner

Abbi loves him

by Immatouchyou98091 December 22, 2024