water turtle

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

by Chris Z February 20, 2005

turtle-piss

1- the urine from a turtle
2- the last name of a douchebag, first name - Nick

ex 1. that is some gross smelling turtle-piss

ex 2. nick turtle-piss is such a loser

by mindreader June 26, 2004

Stealth Turtle

When you pull a mooney with a turtle head poking out.....and no-one notices.

I was at a party last week and i pulled out a stealth turtle.

by Perrald August 7, 2006

turtle racing

slang/code for "smoking marijuana".

wanna do some turtle racing after work? i have some really nice purple ones.. heheh

by magnetic August 23, 2006

turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.

My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.

by Spinderella cut it up one time October 26, 2007

Turtle-Bitch

A skinny fucker who refuses to get up after sleeping in a turtle formation.

Rosario is a complete Turtle-Bitch! she never wants fucking get up...lazy ass!

by Roselie April 19, 2009

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009