beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

muffin sauce

Female ejaculate.

She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION January 15, 2016

atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Muffin head

a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.

Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!

by thecraftingtable.. March 19, 2021

Chubby Muffin

A really fucking fat piece of shit who eats to much and should die of cancer. Usually has no neck and looks like a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids.

NORMAL KID: Oi Chubby Muffin, Kill yourself you fat cunt, you eat to much and you should die you diabetes fucking prick cunt.
Chubby Muffin: I'm fat so i should die.

by PusyySLAYRR July 31, 2018

muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)

Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch

by It's Bobcat July 9, 2014