When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
Get the Jew minute warningmug. Gimme 2 minutes
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.
by Andygoesdutch January 15, 2020
Get the Gimme 2 minutesmug. John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014
Get the smooth minutemug. Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
by Morristown high school December 19, 2013
Get the 2 minute Dippermug. Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
Get the Monkey's Minutemug. When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.
by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020
Get the Mindful Minutemug. 
Get the minute-ishmug.