Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

Baby father

White persons version of baby daddy.

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016