grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing

Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.

by aku3607 March 25, 2025

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

《¤》Catheterization《¤》'《¤》S 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

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《¤》Catheterization《¤》'《¤》S 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate

When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.

by Master Stroke August 18, 2021

I Stroke My Pickle

"Totally real" famous lime from JJK where Gojo is standing looking up at the sky while he screams I stroke my pickle do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do

"I stroke my pickle"

by AnonymousPlanetMinecraftUser April 26, 2025

Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.

guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls

by walletboy December 27, 2011

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024