The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023

Cooper

This guy has the biggest penis out there. He has all the ladies but more importantly the homies. Be warry a Cooper on the weekends is extremely homiesexual.

Wow that guy is really acting like a Cooper right now

by Thatoneguywitha14inchcock March 6, 2023

Cooper

The cutest and chubbiest angel from heaven!!!!! A little doggie baby!!!!

Have you seen Cooper?
Yesss!!! He’s amazing!!!! And chubsie!!!!!

by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

Cooper

"a hater" is also colloquially known as "a cooper".

Stop hating, stop coopering. Why be a hater, why be a cooper and so on

by Iamjustme February 4, 2025

cooper

cooper is a great guy, he's always there for you, and will never leave you. he's really athletic, but short. he's super good looking too. he's the most loyal person you will ever meet. he makes out for the best boyfriend you will ever have! sometimes he's crazy, but the good crazy. he doens't talk bad about other people, or talk behind your back. everyone nneds a cooper!

me: i hate weeks off
my friend: why??
me: because i miss cooper

by arwlou16 December 2, 2020

cooper trooper wooper

one sexy individual

a universally loved being regardless of sex, gender, religion, race etc.

i love cooper trooper wooper so much i wish he would make out with me right now!!!!!!!

by cooperlover123 May 27, 2025