blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia

Bro that chick had mad wizard lip

by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022

Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.

Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022

Wizard

Derogatory reference of the type of people you associate with world class nerds with 0 social skills, pale skin, and most likely a virgin

As the basement dweller continued to talk shit over the lobby chat, with a slight lisp, I thought to myself how much of an absolute wizard this kid was.

by _pabl0 December 28, 2020

Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.

“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”

by Energylilith January 5, 2021

Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021