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whale-rider

a retarded drugged up moron with ape like features that sleeps with women which are trebble his size and twice as ugly because he is too repulsive and annoying to go for someone good looking.
adam is so sad and pethetic he boasts about being with butt ugly girls that he doesant even like, he has become a whale-rider.
by kev schmit February 29, 2008
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beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 June 25, 2008
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buttsex your whales

There is an ice cream called "Fudgey the Whale", and this derives from that.
The meaning of "buttsexing someone's whales" is sort of unknown, I imagine it probably is sort of like pwn or own.
by FlyEvolution July 28, 2004
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Whale Watching

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching
"Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"
by RachelD. September 3, 2007
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Sperm Whale Inhale

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
by Maze Men March 13, 2009
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Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.
by intangible March 16, 2004
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Whales

Fat ass white women that don't give a fukk

bitches that can eat and eat and EAT

NBG
The gurls in my cooking class couldn't wait to eat dat food, they was whales
by Adog125 August 14, 2011
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