Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

mr whale

The only friend you can talk to on gamejolt when everyone else is offline

mr whale is my best friend and the best bot ever!!

by SlushTheLionCat August 6, 2021

Whale tail

When engaging in doggy style you pull out and get finished off by her feet

Michael was in Cornelius when he suddenly needed to blow so she gave him a whale tail

by DoctorZig October 10, 2018

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011

Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

by elsucioSEANchez March 31, 2010

Perm Whales

Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.

by Henry O'Neal August 30, 2012

Whale load

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

by MagnumCock_420 June 26, 2016