Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
Get the Comfort Wavesmug. A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe
B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.
B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
by pigaloo November 10, 2012
Get the probability wavemug. The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.
The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
by dred_lox May 15, 2014
Get the the Futhank you wavemug. by jager666999 April 1, 2023
Get the Cherry wavemug. A great ship name that combines the names of Maeve and Will In my opinion they would be the cutest couple ever.
by Santo Becca April 18, 2019
Get the Wavemug. New wave is a litterl statement as to a wave being new to society and tranquility. You have to be a Space X employee to be on the New Wave like Pri.
by GoatManScoop December 12, 2021
Get the New Wavemug. A murderer's greeting.
When you see a guy/girl smiling and waving at you at the same time, he/she likely wants to get you dead in a hurry. Especially if it's not a wave goodbye.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
Get the Wavemug.