What would Jesus do?

A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.

Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!

Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...

Guy: Awww shit...

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

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what's poppin'

means what's up, what's good right now, how are you

So if u ask someone "What's poppin' with you". You are asking what is good with that person or what are they doing.

by Ohmod Logan June 23, 2006

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What da dog doin

When the dog has done something rather mundane and forces a annoyed reaction from the common folk.

*dog does something silly*
Person: “What da dog doin?”

by ThiccNigga26 June 30, 2021

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what ah gwan

Caribbean slang for "What's going on?" or "What's the latest?" Usually used after or as a greeting.

"Ay, man! What a gwan?"

by redgyul September 21, 2004

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what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

by 403forbidden September 3, 2006

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