Weebs 

Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and collosal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their shitty ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you for reading and remember, if you see a weeb, run a way to the depths of Canada where you will be safe.

a bunch of weebs: lol hey I just bought some hentai from crunchyroll con isn't that cool *sniffle*
me: get out my sight you uncultured RWBY fanboy

Weebs by Bloxis August 30, 2019

Spent Weed 

Marijuana that has had its THC and other cannabinoids extracted through vaporization.

I hooked up my vaporizer to my bong and after two hours had about an eighth of spent weed.

Spent Weed by The Dopeman July 1, 2009

Weebster 

The melding of a hipster and a weeb.

Oh look! He likes to collect vinyl, has a mustache, and is reading Sailor Moon. What a weebster.

Weebster by Nope1111 September 30, 2016

The Rules of Smoking Weed 

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)

*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

The Rules of Smoking Weed by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

weed 

weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night

trying i'm to straight talk

weed by you drink pp March 27, 2003

shanky weed 

low-quality marijuana

Ay yo Becky, wanna smoke with me?
No way Lissa, you got that shanky weed!

shanky weed by Becky Melissa February 23, 2009

Mystical Ninja Weed 

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

Mystical Ninja Weed by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007