Valley Center

North of Escondido and South of Temecula. There's two main identifiers when talking about the location of your house: either MacTan, or Near The High School. Speaking of the high school, if you live near it then there's nothing interesting to do within 10 miles of your house (not like there's anything interesting here anyways even in the main part). If you want to go anywhere you have to go down "The Grade," which is the nickname for Valley Center Road (not to be confused with Cole Grade Road).Chances are if you're a kid and you moved here with you're family from a city like Escondido , you'll already want to move back. People like to call it a rural town while it's really the suburbs, without an H.O.A. so lot's of people have small farms. THe only interesting thing for kids to do here is wreak havoc on all the old people. If you live here its mandatory to join the Valley Center Friends facebook page and make posts about lost dogs, and complain about everything (especially the 700-something new houses being built). You also have to be very hypocritical to be a true resident here. If you live here you've definitely been in a car accident with a pick up truck either on The Grade or at the Cool Valley/Cole Grade intersection. Lots of people here drive pickup trucks and most of them have a really small penis.

Resident 1 talking to resident 2 who just moved here: "oh so you're new to Valley Center! What part do you live in?"
Resident 2: "Near the high school!"

Friend 1 (who lives in Valley Center, talking to friend 2 who lives in Esco): "Yo I'm coming down to you're place, Valley Center has nothing to do."'
Friend 2: "Aight just don't get in an accident coming down the grade."

Hypocrite: "Oh my god I hate driving down the grade to get groceries. But that new Vons they're building here is absolutely evil, im going to protest it on facebook.

by VCh8 November 27, 2019

valley girl prep

A redundant name for the same kind of person.

Valley girl prep - valley girls and preps are the SAME thing. It's just like saying "gay homosexual" or "stupid idiot"

by SomeBadJoke August 10, 2006

valley rat

Native Hispanic residents of the Texas Rio Grande Valley (Harlingen, Brownsville, McAllen) of presumed low socio-economic and educational status.

George Bush: Who are we going to get to build that wall for us.

Emily: We can hire those damn Valley Rats that are waiting in the Race Track parking lot. You can just pay them cash and not worry about taxes.

by Macho Business Donkey Wrestler September 20, 2008

Moapa Valley

A rad place next to Las Vegas. Home to the Moapa Valley Pirates. 3A Champions in Football, Volley Ball, Base Ball, and many other sports.

"Did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Moapa Valley kicks ass!"
sigh "Pshh EVERYBODY knew that!"

by Moapa's class of 2009 February 21, 2009

valley stream

rich in the northern part but overrun with gangs in the southern part.Have you heard of Memorial and Central high school??THOSE SCHOOLS ARE OVERRUN WITH GANGS
and to think that you r safe just because you are out of queens county...THINK AGAIN
people get robbed here 24/7
gangs run territory over here..

ayo man lets go 2 central
word I heard someone got shot at valley stream

by murdam3lz82 November 2, 2008

Valley Stream floss

When a girl pulls up the guys thong super tight and give him a wedgie while she's sucking his dick .

My ass is still burnin from when me and mi girl did a valley stream floss .

by Seth & Andrea . April 4, 2009

The Valley

The area located in northern Delaware where every marijuana smoking teenager with a car or five dollars goes to smoke a blunt/joint/and even in some cases, pieces. Located in between Hockessin, Greenville, and 202, and even extends into parts of PA. It is very woodsy, secluded, scenic, and the roads are windy which makes driving on its roads fun and enjoyable to be high on. The smell of marijuana and the sound of shitty sound systems are always present in the valley.

P1 - Jus got a gram. Wanna hit the Valley?
P2 - Yeah I got 5 on it.

by Valley rider December 30, 2011