Vanilla Ice

Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song

Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**

by DaKenMan June 8, 2022

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

Hot Vanilla

The White equivalent to Sexual Chocolate, A white guy with a calm personality but an offensively large sexual ego. Gets laid with a lot of chicks form all races.

Hello there I’m Tyler but my friends & the ladies call me Hot Vanilla

by Nannas June 24, 2021

vanilla vodka

vanilla vodka

I want vanilla vodka.

by genericuser3301 May 6, 2021

Vanilla Sky family

A family existing from 2001 through 2004 that consisted of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Penélope Cruz, and his 2 children Bella and Connor Cruise — as Cruise's last and most famous children Suri wasn't born until April 18th 2006.

Back when Tom Cruise was with Penélope Cruz, they were known as the Vanilla Sky family—definitely a Hollywood power couple before Suri came along!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025