Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*
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(The sun rams into earth)
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*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
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