american university

A college in North-West Washington, DC. Known for its excessive political vibe. Students here like to:

1.) Go to TDR and complain how much they hate it, yet continue to go there.

2.) Drunkenly order food from Cafe Romeo's, any chinese food (for some reason all the chinese food in DC tastes the same), or if it's a weekday go to the Eagles Nest (Which is always blaring the best music with its workers and customers dancing).

3.) Complain about how much they hate the library.

4.)Girls like to complain about how all the good guys are gay.

5.) Guys like to complain about how all the girls are ugly.

6.) Smoke shit loads of cigarettes in LA quad.

7.) Talk endlessly about shit that doesn't matter, while alienating people that have no interest in their conversation.

8.) Live in the berks, which is like the dorms, except the dorms are nicer.

"AU... it's uh... like no other."

american university by SdC May 27, 2005

Philadelphia University 

A small, beautiful university located just outside of the city of Philadelphia. Praised for its spectacular architecture program and wide range of girls due to the fashion program, hated for the excess amount of gays. Also known for large amount of stoners.

I went to a party and there were so many gays there i felt like i was at Philadelphia University.

Philadelphia University by nobody like a gay cock block October 11, 2005

northwestern university 

Northwestern University is known as the Ivy of the Midwest. A highly selective and prestigious school with an entirely homogenous student body.

Northwestern Norms: Black North Face Fleece, Lacoste Polo, Apple iPod, Losing at almost every Big Ten Sports, walking with your head down, wearing t-shirts from Ivy League schools you aren't going to, and having an artificially low GPA because of extremely challenging classes.

"Going to Northwestern University is like having a beautiful girlfriend that treats you like crap." - The Princeton Review

northwestern university by go_air_willy February 28, 2005

University of Edinburgh

One of the top Univerisites in the UK, best in Scotland, top 5 uk, 11th in Europe, top 50 in world. Also home to many Oxbridge rejects. And lots of private school kids.

Rivals: Glasgow, St.Andrews, Durham, Bristol, Exeter

Famous For: Gordon Brown, Charles Darwin, Medicine, JK Rowling

Infamous for: Sloaneys, Yahs, costly, Posh

Camilla: I think I'll go to the University of Edinburgh to study Art History
Pippa: Great choice dahling, it's Sloane Central!

University of Edinburgh by BurghQueen August 26, 2006

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

Bob Jones University by Zen February 17, 2005

University of Minnesota

A huge state University populated by Minnesotans and Midwesterners. There are many schools inside this great institution including Institute of Technology which is dorky except for the Honors group which drinks. There is also the Carlson School of Management which is full of douchbags. There is also the College of Liberal Arts which focused on history and writing and things like that. It is really cold at the University of Minnesota so bring a jacket. Also there are some really smart people at this school so watch out, they'll set the curve.

The University of Minnesota is kind of a big deal.

University of Minnesota by Marxmywords November 24, 2005

George Mason University 

Little known until recent Final Four fame, George Mason is statistically the largest and most diverse university in the state of Virginia.
Located in Fairfax, Virginia, 15-25 minutes outside DC (depending on NoVA traffic).
Mostly known in Northern Virginia as a commuter school, and often belittled because of it; but still houses over 4,000 students on campus, mostly in newer dormitories with the exception of Patriots Village, (the Mason ghetto).
Notorious for bad parking, finding a space at Mason is like finding a transsexual at a Republican National Conference; if you're lucky.
Although plagued by geese, Ciao Hall, and sh*tty parking...
At least Mason can play ball.

"What the f#%$ is George Mason University?"

"That team in the final four that beat uconn and unc"

George Mason University by IamKristyJo August 29, 2008