two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007

Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

two-weaker

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.

this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!

by stretch323 August 9, 2010

Two in the Back

A mystical place on the female body that only true men can find.

(When talking about double teaming a lady)
Man1: I'll take the front
Man2: I'll take the two in the back

by mangoku July 17, 2011

two fingers mcgee

When the cheeks of a women's ass poses a fully perpendicular line from her rear thigh that two fingers could be placed.

When she bent over with her shorts on; I noticed that she was a two fingers McGee.

by MilesAhead July 9, 2014

Two In The Shirt

Two In The Shirt is a fresh new company with a focus on bringing tastefully provocative clothing to the forefront of fashion. The idea was born in Seattle, Washington in the mind of company owner Marek Grubel in early 2005. Two In The Shit = T.I.T.S

She's wearing that brand Two In The Shirt

by Mimi_602 March 17, 2008