Reasons for being anti twitter:
1. You are busy enough with actual work. When not working, while at work, you have enough to do with email, myspace, facebook, linkedin, youtube, blogging, and porn.
2. You enjoy real interaction with real people- The old fashioned way, in chatrooms and forums (or in person)
3. You signed up for twitter to see what all the hooplah was about, and just didnt get it
4. You were one of the first people on myspace, and everyone made fun of you. And now you are the only one over 30 on myspace, and people think you are a creepy weirdo. So now you shun new social media technology
5. You joined twitter and no one wanted to follow your tweets and they were really friggin good.
1. You are busy enough with actual work. When not working, while at work, you have enough to do with email, myspace, facebook, linkedin, youtube, blogging, and porn.
2. You enjoy real interaction with real people- The old fashioned way, in chatrooms and forums (or in person)
3. You signed up for twitter to see what all the hooplah was about, and just didnt get it
4. You were one of the first people on myspace, and everyone made fun of you. And now you are the only one over 30 on myspace, and people think you are a creepy weirdo. So now you shun new social media technology
5. You joined twitter and no one wanted to follow your tweets and they were really friggin good.
by the anti twitter July 3, 2010
Get the anti twitter mug.A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"
Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
by febrEEze99 July 20, 2009
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The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.
Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
by fighter2650 December 4, 2011
Get the Twitter mug.mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).
by Doolsey January 1, 2005
Get the twitter mug.A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019
Get the Football Twitter mug.A twitter group of people who are extremely jobless and slanders musicians, artists, models, influencers, etc. They are mostly annoying and do nothing but drag celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian-West.
most common stan twitter phrases such as:
"ended Nicki Minaj"
"Adele tanked"
"oh it's over for Ariola"
"she tanked
she = Demi"
and more....
most common stan twitter phrases such as:
"ended Nicki Minaj"
"Adele tanked"
"oh it's over for Ariola"
"she tanked
she = Demi"
and more....
by doja cat was here June 29, 2022
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It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
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