Pink Turkey

when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.
last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.

dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????

son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!

dad- youre grounded lol
by the scumpster April 24, 2010
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Turkey Day

Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.

On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!

Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019
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Turkey Wattle

It is a vagina thats been used and abused. Origin is the North American Turkey , under it's beak is its wattle and it hangs down and flip-flops around when it walks. This is precisely what happens to a womans labia majora after being excessively stretched on numerous occasions after intense and frequent prior sexual encounters. Whether or not the Turkey Wattle is a desirable trait; is in the eyes of the beholder but in most circumstances it is not viewed favorably.
Example set in a dialogue:
Friend 1 : " How was hooking up with that girl the other night ?"
Friend 2 : " That girl was hot but her Turkey Wattle was like down to her knees"
by Lott Scevy November 20, 2007
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turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.
"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
by sleepingbeauty February 29, 2008
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schwag turkey

The epitome of schwagness
someone who is flaccid usually is considered to be an aka schwag turk
by Jacque Macaliffe August 28, 2005
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turkey gobble

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."
"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"
by Innocent Bystander June 19, 2003
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Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013
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