gangsta treats

The benefits a chick gets when she dates a gangsta. more often its more physical than status-wise. kind of like "eye candy" or "the lollipop" or "the white stuff that squirts down a chicks throat" are all examples of gangsta treats. Synonym to "pimp juice"

Gangsta: wadup baby, u want some gangsta treats?

Chick: aite

Gangsta: *pulls out dick*

by bojzzle January 9, 2007

the treatment

When two or more men make love to a woman at the same time with the express goal of providing as much pleasure to her as possible.

"Honey, you've been so stressed from the kids, PTA, soccer practice, and everything else that I decided to call a couple guys from the station over so that we can all give you the treatment tonight."

by Chavezzzzz February 2, 2009

Alise Mills Treatment

A phrase given to refer to a pundit calmly, cooly stating for the record the situation but doing so in a way that is bullet-point, honest, courageous and angry without being hateful. The "Alise Mills Treatment" phrase started when a fan of Alise's heard the great BCLiberal pundit blast David Shreck, a BCNDP pundit, for smearing BC Liberal Premier Christy Clark as relying on cleavage and lacking substance.

Dude, did you see how that guy got the Alise Mills Treatment?

What a mensch that lady was, standing up to that bully by giving the full Alise Mills Treatment to him?

I just sat thru a presentation a lot like a dog and pony show and I felt the CEO was going to turn red because he got the Alise Mills Treatment for not listening to workplace safety issues we've raised the past five months.

by AliseFan October 11, 2011

beaver treats

reference to attractive females

"Hey check her out there's some serious beaver treats."

by Fignut666 January 28, 2008

Ralphie Treatment

Making somebody incredibly uncomfortable, degrade them, preferably emotionally.

The phrase was derived from an episode of The Sopranos when character Ralph Cifaretto asks Tony Soprano's sister, whom he is dating, Janice, to use an apparatus resembling the male genitalia on him.

The Sports Guy on espn.com's page two, then coined the phrase "The Ralphie Treatment."

"I can't believe he said that. I'd like to give that guy The Ralphie Treatment."

by The Lifter June 16, 2009

The DMV Treatment

When waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow "You were on the wrong line" and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration.

That is the nature of The DMV Treatment.

Person: Ugh finally, thanks for taking three hours of my life.. *walks toward window*..

Clerk: I'm sorry sir this window is closed now, go to the red line.

Person: Dammit. Fine..

*2 hours later*
Person: Geez, finally... *approaches window*

Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to go to the blue line.

Person: Goddammit! No! Open up bitch, don't be giving ME The DMV Treatment!

by KtotheQ June 12, 2010

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008