Kiwi tree

An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......

Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....

by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 24, 2021

Pancake tree

A tree with a pancake in it.

Hey I am hungry for some pancakes. Do you have a pancake tree?

by Zayz March 20, 2021

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021

Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.

Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.

by Michelle Matters February 28, 2022

Peach Tree Dish

A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.

Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.

by The Phantom of the Sky June 12, 2022

A Tree in the Meadow

There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die

A Tree in the Meadow

by Death Menace July 1, 2022

just built a tree fort

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)

GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

by Tomchew87 October 2, 2014