A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011
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Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012
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A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.
by alinafu May 23, 2012
Get the Tool mug.One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.
by clay10roll November 7, 2012
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by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
Get the Tool Squad mug.It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.
X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
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