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Took

1.)Punked , rob, take possession

2.) To evade at a high rate of speed
1.)“This bih took on me bruh”
2.) “The cops tried to pull me over so I took them”
by Juanyeezy860 November 9, 2020
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Tokenized Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!

Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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Quick Toke Rush Home

This is a rather boring style of toking in which the supplier of substances invites friends to their home to quickly smoke a desired amount and then leave. Defined by the lack of providing munchies or other forms of entertainment.
Yesterday we were pressed for time so we had to quick toke rush home it.
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fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.
Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".
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zloty token

A zloty token is what you use to get a zloty the more tokens you give the worse the zloty gets.
by the big man 444555 December 1, 2010
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Loner Toke

the hit you take while your buddy gets bitched at by his girlfriend for getting high
jeez, i just took the longest Loner Toke while ben got bitched at
by iwashigh April 5, 2011
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mole toke

A bong toke consisting of marijuana and tobacco. Also called a yacht.
Dude where's the mole bong? I want to take a mole toke.
by PEEEEEEEter November 13, 2011
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