F-14 Tomcat

Speedy monster capable of Mach 2 formerly in US Navy's service retired in 2006 currently in service with the Iranian Air Force that uses AIM-54 Phoenix, AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-9 Sidewinder and the 20MM Vulcan cannon powered by either 2 Pratt&Whitney TF30 Turbofans or General Electric F110 Turbofans.

F-14 Tomcat: Vulcans go brrrrrr and sidewinder goes flying
MIG-23 Flogger: Ok I give up I committed a self explosion that may or may not bring down my pilot

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024

Anagonye's Tomato Problem

A 2019 thought experiment which points to the fallacies that unintended and unpreventable consequences bring into a system which evaluates virtue through traditional Benthemian Consequentialism.

It says much about literary critics' increasing ignorance of their own field that they can ignore Anagonye's Tomato Problem, which concerns the true nature and intentions of man, simply because it was invented by a television sitcom and not a philosophy textbook.

by o23gfh March 26, 2026

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023