Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.

“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”

by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021

Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

by Stupid888 November 26, 2019

Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time

Evan fuck my mom last night

by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019

Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?

Hey Evan your cute

by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019