bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022

Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.

Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.

by Whyzee May 22, 2012

Bacon Boi

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.

Bacon Boi:FUCK WHY DID I PLANT THE ANCIENT SEED IN FALL
Everyone: Haha idiot,ancient seed go brrrr

by Jebendia's eternal rice farmer July 13, 2021