A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention
“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”
by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017
Get the couch middle schoolmug. A school based in the most boater city in Michigan. (sterling heights)
Known for its hilariously shit-faced students, outsanding football team, and lack of good test scores.
Although some students from this educational hellpoint may come out with a bright future,
Most will surely end up on their garage couches sipping "ahweh" (chaldo coffee) and wishing they went to a better school.
Known for its hilariously shit-faced students, outsanding football team, and lack of good test scores.
Although some students from this educational hellpoint may come out with a bright future,
Most will surely end up on their garage couches sipping "ahweh" (chaldo coffee) and wishing they went to a better school.
"I go to Flynn Middle School and I'm Roman Catholic even though I just fucked the whole Flynn football team (did I mention they're badass?). I get decent grades and I think my cartoon/whore eyebrows look natural. Shut up I'm better than you Firas!"
by Veronica_love April 7, 2013
Get the Flynn Middle Schoolmug. What you don't want your kids growing up to be, since most people with well-known middle names are assassins or serial killers. (Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy).
Person 1: "So what do you want your kids to be when they grow up?"
Person 2: "Don't care, as long as they don't end up Middle Name Famous."
Person 2: "Don't care, as long as they don't end up Middle Name Famous."
by Dexter88 September 8, 2010
Get the Middle Name Famousmug. by pheny March 17, 2019
Get the Heritage Middle Schoolmug. Fucking worst place on the planet where white bitches suck they’re bfs small ass dick and where there are only like two hot guys and hoes be wearing too much makeup
by Fuckdisshithoes March 18, 2019
Get the sells middle schoolmug. A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends
by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019
Get the Midvale Middle Schoolmug. A dumbass school where you're either a Jew, wannabe ghetto, red neck, or just plain white. Everyone thinks they so cool because they juul and smoke weed. The teachers are child molesters and the news are there every other week.
by Thisisdumb April 30, 2019
Get the Pioneer Middle Schoolmug.