Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in

Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes

by RCFMO August 29, 2024

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique

Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful

by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024