austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011

Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

by superman75 February 14, 2020

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Christmas driving

bad driving, illegal driving

Impatient with the lights, he pulled out his Christmas driving, and showed the other drivers what an audacious guy can do on the road.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 26, 2015

Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself

"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"

by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005