fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.

Oh ya burrito sleve, wet me.

by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017

Del tacos burrito

Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in

Person: I love Del tacos burritos

Person2: mhm

by DingDong900 December 14, 2023

Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018

burrito ass

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

by dictat-har June 27, 2016

dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015