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Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012
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The piccolo player is a motherfucker

used to describe when a person is not fully in a conversation or walks in on a conversationa dn only catches the end of them conversation or the last sentence.
Don walks in the room.

"And she ws like 'hell yeah I ride those too.'" Jake states

"What?!" Don asks.

"The piccolo player is a motherfucker." Jeremy says.
by DragonOutlawKing May 3, 2009
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cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips
afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes
by DaUsualCrew April 25, 2007
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the pink

a word meaning better than you will ever be or sexy
by T-Pizzy July 30, 2008
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Hide The Pickle

The act of a man sticking a pickle into another mans ass and once the lights are turned off the man who has the pickle in his ass hides as the other man tries to find the pickle and eat it from the mans ass.
Hey Harout, wanna come over and play hide the pickle?
by AEDuner September 27, 2012
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Mike the pipe

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"
by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009
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Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
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