Action done in which, before watching the Minecraft movie in theaters (in theaters April 4, 2025) one must yell "Chicken Jockey" in which a chicken tender is shoved up their ass while minimum wage theater employees watch in absolute horror.
How the movie theater employees look at me when I say “Chicken Jockey” and shove a chicken tender up my ass
by zawrkazm April 5, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
Get the Knob jockeymug. It's when a baby zombie rides a chicken in Minecraft.
"Chicken jockey!!!" - Steve (played by Jack Black) in the Minecraft movie
"Chicken jockey!!!" - Steve (played by Jack Black) in the Minecraft movie
by Pulled-Pork Manwich April 5, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. A Sync Jockey is someone who claims to be a DJ but relies entirely on the sync button to match beats instead of manually beatmatching. They aren't actually mixing they’re just pressing a button and letting the software do the work.
It’s like calling yourself a pianist while using an autoplay function or a driver while sitting in a self-driving car. They appear to be DJing, but technology does the heavy lifting.
Unlike real DJs, who master turntables, CD decks, and manual beatmatching, a Sync Jockey sticks to digital setups like CDJs, laptops, or controllers, relying on automation to create the illusion of skill.
How to Spot a Sync Jockey:
🔹 Presses sync instead of beatmatching manually
🔹 Acts like they’re doing something impressive when software does the work
🔹 Fools the crowd into thinking they’re skilled
Common Misconceptions:
❌ It’s not about old vs. new DJs it’s about talent vs. talentless.
❌ Using digital formats doesn’t mean you rely on sync.
Finally:
A real DJ refines their craft. A Sync Jockey takes the easy way out, pretending to have talent they claim to use multiple players etc for creativity, when in reality, technology does all the work, keeping everything in 'sync.' That is not a skill. A truly talented DJ can do it manually.
Exceptions exist where a person has a physical or mental disability, or if the pitch/tempo slider is non-functional, sync serves as an emergency backup.
🔥 If pressing sync makes you a DJ, then microwaving food makes you a chef🔥
It’s like calling yourself a pianist while using an autoplay function or a driver while sitting in a self-driving car. They appear to be DJing, but technology does the heavy lifting.
Unlike real DJs, who master turntables, CD decks, and manual beatmatching, a Sync Jockey sticks to digital setups like CDJs, laptops, or controllers, relying on automation to create the illusion of skill.
How to Spot a Sync Jockey:
🔹 Presses sync instead of beatmatching manually
🔹 Acts like they’re doing something impressive when software does the work
🔹 Fools the crowd into thinking they’re skilled
Common Misconceptions:
❌ It’s not about old vs. new DJs it’s about talent vs. talentless.
❌ Using digital formats doesn’t mean you rely on sync.
Finally:
A real DJ refines their craft. A Sync Jockey takes the easy way out, pretending to have talent they claim to use multiple players etc for creativity, when in reality, technology does all the work, keeping everything in 'sync.' That is not a skill. A truly talented DJ can do it manually.
Exceptions exist where a person has a physical or mental disability, or if the pitch/tempo slider is non-functional, sync serves as an emergency backup.
🔥 If pressing sync makes you a DJ, then microwaving food makes you a chef🔥
Oh, he’s a ‘DJ’? Nah, he’s just a Sync Jockey (SJ) aka a fraud with a level of shame bigger than his actual skill set.
by Van da man February 22, 2025
Get the Sync Jockey (SJ)mug. Another word for a prostitute
by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017
Get the Cock Jockeymug. by dickfucker664 April 17, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022
Get the Gnome jockeymug.