League of Legends player

Someone who spends all their time bricked up over League skins with red-Cheeto dust on their fingers.
They have never interacted with a woman

"Jason you League of Legends player stop and take a shower"

by BigMonkeyLover September 04, 2022

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item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items

Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items

by homie2479 January 24, 2015

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canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

by dirtydanshow May 07, 2019

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Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."

by Phineas T April 04, 2009

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