blondes

most of the blondes are smart and handsome/pretty but most people think blondes are stupid just because its been a joke for so long but blondes are amazing they will be a good husband/wife and you will have a beutiful family but if they look like a hooker fuck that you dip the fuck out of there after maybe 1 or 2 maybe 10 suckies and fuckies they you hop yo ass out of therebut other than that ya dont not date a blonde because there a blonde but go up to them say a fuck ass pick up line and totally ruin it with them and beg and beg but if your alrady a blonde and you look this up your obviously insecure about yo blonde ass self but hey i love you just remember that i love you whether your a guy or a girl you probably have a round ass and some big tits and if your name is anything like conrad get yo big red pubed ass out of here

i think blondes are pretty ya there very pretty, pretty stupid

by cattlerounder08git April 7, 2022

Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.

Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”

by BrandoCalrizean October 7, 2020

Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 2, 2014

blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.

Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Dumb Blonde

Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.

“Did you see Jamielia”
“Yh she’s the definition of dumb blonde”

by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021