Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014

butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016

Giraffe's Neck

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

Neck Pies

Hickies. Just, hickies.

She left HUGE neck pies on him last night.

by AnOnionAndAMeme August 14, 2016

to da neck

“To Da Neck” is used when somebody takes something personal like when you were telling them a joke.

Joey: “ahh Mary you’re a clown” Mary: “why are you calling me a clown I don’t want to be your friend no more” Joey: why you taking it ‘To Da Neck’?

by anonymous March 11, 2023

Clown neck

A clown neck is the space between a clowns chin and his shoulders. It is often missed when the clown is applying his makeup and as such is a natural skin tone. Possibly by mistake, although this could be a delibrate professional overlook as to avoid make up stains on there clown costume.

'Wow that clown neck has some serious girth'

by Jk the snk June 4, 2018