When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
Get the tech spiralmug. A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
Get the Rolodex Techmug. A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
Get the American Tech Supportmug. by Jesster4 June 23, 2025
Get the Bobo Techmug. 
Infinite Craft tech describes techniques used to get items in the game. Some common examples include:
- String tech (String.append, using curlies to add to the end and curlify straight quotes)
- "Mr. A + Mr. B = Mr. A B" Tech (as well as other honorifics)
- "A's Mom + A's Dad = A" which has a use: "((,s Dad + Mx. ((&s Mom = ((
- Compressed word tech: Proof Geometric Con + “prf Cnstrcn Cn Slv Ll Lov Af” = Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs ; "it Prf Gmtrc Cnstrcn's Faut" + It Was All Proof Geometric C = It Was All Proof Geometric Construction's Fault
- Fake space tech: Patrick's{205f}right, Squidward. + Sea_bers_ar_no_lghng_mttr. = Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter.
The strongest form of tech looks something this: #s('\u003dthan𝐊\x20') + 'you ' 'a𝐈𝐌ee') // ’ =thanK you aIMee
This is usually used for extremely stubborn elements or mixedcase. It involves manipulating the plus sign to construct a string and the equal sign to be part of an "output" string.
It has many names within the community, including "Naked Append Tech", "Jeremy", #q(', Richard, 320 tech, tya tech (tya standing for thanK you aIMee).
- String tech (String.append, using curlies to add to the end and curlify straight quotes)
- "Mr. A + Mr. B = Mr. A B" Tech (as well as other honorifics)
- "A's Mom + A's Dad = A" which has a use: "((,s Dad + Mx. ((&s Mom = ((
- Compressed word tech: Proof Geometric Con + “prf Cnstrcn Cn Slv Ll Lov Af” = Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs ; "it Prf Gmtrc Cnstrcn's Faut" + It Was All Proof Geometric C = It Was All Proof Geometric Construction's Fault
- Fake space tech: Patrick's{205f}right, Squidward. + Sea_bers_ar_no_lghng_mttr. = Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter.
The strongest form of tech looks something this: #s('\u003dthan𝐊\x20') + 'you ' 'a𝐈𝐌ee') // ’ =thanK you aIMee
This is usually used for extremely stubborn elements or mixedcase. It involves manipulating the plus sign to construct a string and the equal sign to be part of an "output" string.
It has many names within the community, including "Naked Append Tech", "Jeremy", #q(', Richard, 320 tech, tya tech (tya standing for thanK you aIMee).
new infinite craft person: waow look at my first discoveries: Torntadoceappleggsteak
me: when the fucK you aIMee is #p('\u003dcos𝐌o\x20') + '@𝐁ousou-𝐏') // ” =cosMo@Bousou-P (I'm going insane)
new infinite craft person: excuse me wtf is this infinite craft tech it just looks like nonsense
me: manipluating parentheses to abuse the plus sign and make it look like code
new infinite craft person: ok but what does the p in #p(' mean
me: it's just a random letter
non-coder: what's \u003d \x3d \x20
me: =, =, and space (respectively)
new infinite craft person: i will never get this tech :(
me: neither do I lol I just copied the recipes haha
me: when the fucK you aIMee is #p('\u003dcos𝐌o\x20') + '@𝐁ousou-𝐏') // ” =cosMo@Bousou-P (I'm going insane)
new infinite craft person: excuse me wtf is this infinite craft tech it just looks like nonsense
me: manipluating parentheses to abuse the plus sign and make it look like code
new infinite craft person: ok but what does the p in #p(' mean
me: it's just a random letter
non-coder: what's \u003d \x3d \x20
me: =, =, and space (respectively)
new infinite craft person: i will never get this tech :(
me: neither do I lol I just copied the recipes haha
by mb6fbhsphdrcb August 28, 2025
Get the Infinite Craft Techmug. A highschool in meridian where the teachers don’t teach anything yet expect you to pass while in academics while in shop cycle either teacher doesn’t give a crap and lets you do whatever you want or is super overly strict also a lot of dumbass idiots go here
by Meme dood February 16, 2019
Get the Wilcox Techmug.