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American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
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tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.
He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.
by DoctorDont February 2, 2021
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Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.
I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.
by An0ma1y February 25, 2019
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”
Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.
by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021
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Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
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