Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.

I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!

by Helen Back April 22, 2007

Fuck Tank

Fuck Tank n.
1.- A tank with a penis replacing it's gun barrel.

2.- Anyone I disagree with

Shut the fuck up fucktank

by Ax December 9, 2003

tank

1. A nickname for someones penis, implying it's large size.
2. Someone who can drink alot. Ex. Frank the tank from that movie with Will ferrel.
3. A tubby ass mutha fucka. Someone who isn't going to get layed for a while.
4. an armored vehicle

1. Hey eric you have a small dong.
Shut up asshole this thing is a tank
2. Douche:guys im a hard ass watch me drink this whole six pack by myself. you: wow what a tank.
3. That bitch gave me herpes! How'd she get layed if she was a tank?
4. I used to drive a tank back in nam'.

by Jamm627 May 17, 2006

tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

Tank

the strongest person alive

tegan is a tank

by des morantivo November 2, 2003

skank tank

(n.) A large dumpster at charity shops where crappy clothes go. Peasants can often be seen looting the skank tank.

You're too poor for the charity shop, but you might be able to afford the skank tank round back!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

takkun

Derived from the main character of FLCL, Natoa's nickname, Takkun.

1. An extremely feminine preeteen/teenage boy

2. A lowerclassman

3. Virgin (male)

"You are such a takkun! I cant beleive you read Cosmopolitan!" "That guy over there is a takkun to me. He's only in the 6th grade!"

by Fuu Ikari December 9, 2008