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shit talking tango

A shit talking tango occurs when two people engage in a never ending battle of shit talking.
Bob: What are Chow and Javier fighting about?
Jamal: They are not fighting, they're just in the middle of a shit talking tango.

Nut-talking 

The act of boasting/acting manly in front of a member of the opposite sex, in order to impress or woo them.
Did you see that guy nut-talking to the new girl? Man, I know he's never even seen a bull, let alone rode one.

Don't invite your friend over again. Last time all he did was get drunk and nut-talk at my little sister.
Nut-talking by Tweakd1 July 9, 2010

Stalker Talking 

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.
Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.
Stalker Talking by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

Gravy talking

The act of mumbling and slurring words simultaneously while speaking, resulting in a non-understandable statement.
Jamie: Hey, how's it going?
Hannah: Pretty good, actually; I just got a dubahbgdaboh...
Jamie: I'm sorry, what? You were gravy talking big time just then.
Gravy talking by TheCloudsofGray January 20, 2011

Tide Talking 

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.
Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.
Tide Talking by Ace B March 2, 2011

Slart Talking 

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!
A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?
Slart Talking by Webe187 November 7, 2011