South Park

The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on episodes of south park:
Ex #1

Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
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Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo

cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???

by xXtwilightXx December 27, 2009

Elmwood Park

where there is a new experience everyday. people are dropping out of school becoming pot heads, and the pot heads are gettin strait and going to college. people are being held hostage in hotels and elementry schools because there is a guy running around w. a gun. the wrestling coach looks like a rocker jesus. and athletes are its future. freshmen are playing and starting on varisty sports.the football team hasnt won a game in the psat 4 years.the basketball teams made it all the way to states. freshmen girls are on birth control..seniors are gettin married. everyone is known for something. being smart, a slut, a jock, a younger sibling of someone. skaters are invading the town.

elmwood park..its a cracked up town

by yezzie July 20, 2006

South Park

Better than Family Guy

South park is better than Family Guy because Family Guy's jokes are written by manatees.

by Dan8891 October 20, 2010

Deer Park

The lamest town east of Houston that has spawned a great deal of penguins, unicorns, and chemical engineers. All of these aforementioned entities belong to the same phylum; therefore, it must be concluded that the former are in fact results of the sick whinings of king kong's sister in law. Ironically, this town does not produce clean drinking water. Does kick ass at football.

Clean up your room, or i'll send you to live with your aunt in Deer Park!

Deer Park/on top/ number one/ lets rock!

by lars synagouge December 30, 2009

monterey park

Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.

I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!

by ala vanessa June 7, 2007

O.G. park

the act of parking your car reversed at any parking spot or location every chance you can get.

only the best and experienced drivers park their cars reversed. (usually people with nice cars)

Jacob: Isn't that Ian's 350z?
Thomas: Yea, that guy always O.G. parks at verde
Ian:(Overheard their convo) Cause I'm the BOSS!

by Namsta March 29, 2008

Murder Park

The itty bitty city in the North Bay. Where bud gets rolled, sold, and blowed. Crime is on the steady rise and if u slip you could die. 707 is the area code where game is sold and not told. A.K.A. MURDA PARK RPEEZY, ROHNERT PARK, MURDA PEEZY, RP

Tupac and Ray Luv used to kick it in Murder Park back in the day.

Murda Park Dig Em Up In Tha Dark!

by Chris Campbell May 4, 2005