by brotats September 27, 2020
Get the zizards group of losersmug. Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.
by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025
Get the Loser Dirtmug. "Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."
by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023
Get the Losermug. A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Professional Losermug. In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
by captainbone March 28, 2023
Get the Loser Taxmug. The word for people who consistently overuse abusive and/or overpowered weapons, tools, card, etc. in video games.
by Caillou The Dank Meme November 8, 2017
Get the Fucking Twat Losermug.