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Clam Jam

When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.
Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
by Steephy Queefy April 2, 2013
mugGet the Clam Jammug.

Clam-diggers

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire
Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.
by Claire February 22, 2004
mugGet the Clam-diggersmug.

Steamed Clam

When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!
Dude, I made some delicious steamed clam(s) last night...in bed!
by ktbux June 14, 2009
mugGet the Steamed Clammug.

Steam The Clam

When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.
Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave
by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012
mugGet the Steam The Clammug.

clam cannon

The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.
That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.
by LocoMoto December 18, 2014
mugGet the clam cannonmug.

cum clam

Sami leaves cum clams on the sheets after sex.
by JWL1985 July 7, 2016
mugGet the cum clammug.

Clam Dam

When a girl is blocked from doing scandalous things to a man. essentially the female version of Cock Blocking
Oh my God, Stephanie! Can't you leave me and Bobby alone and stop Clam Daming me!
by ShotBySuperman August 1, 2010
mugGet the Clam Dammug.

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