Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
Get the Matt bottommug. BUTTER BOTTOM REFERS TO SPREADING BUTTER ALL OVER A GIRL BEFORE YOU EAT HER OUT. DERIVED FROM THE FACT THAT YOU LIKE TO SPREAD BUTTER ALL OVER YOUR TOAST BEFORE YOU EAT IT AS WELL
by DOYON February 2, 2015
Get the BUTTER BOTTOMmug. by jlh2 October 18, 2008
Get the booty bottommug. The half-full cans of warm PBR found the day (or weeks) after a party. May or may not contain cigarette butts.
by Sewdoughnum November 24, 2017
Get the Bottom Rockersmug. "scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"
"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"
"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"
by cellardoor4130 June 13, 2005
Get the bottom of the basketmug. One who has a mouf(mouth) like the ass of a ducks, constantly farthing or in this case, endless yapping.
by Duck Bottom July 6, 2016
Get the Duck Bottommug. by Jazperilla July 10, 2012
Get the Bottom Tweetermug.