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snuff queen

According to a Jimmy Buffett web site, an old term for a prostitute.
"They say you are a snuff queen,
honey, I don't think that's true.
So why don't we get drunk,
and screw?"

From "Why Don't We Get Drunk?" by Jimmy Buffett
by Massa Tom February 22, 2004
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!
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Stiff Nips

A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.
1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!
by DeeJayy Coco Cee March 11, 2008
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stiff upper lip

An English term meaning to keep all your feelings bottled in
"You should be more open to people"

"I can't, I keep a stiff upper lip"
by strengthchip January 21, 2009
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Snuff Video

A video where the "actor" is either murdered or commits suicide. Either the greatest thing you'll see all day or the thing that will haunt you at night, depending on who you are.
Guy 1:"Dude snuff video's get me so hard"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is wrong with you. Those videos are fucked up!"
Guy 1:"You're just a pussy, i've been watching them since 7th grade!"
Guy 2:"You need help, I got to go."
by Dickonym October 3, 2015
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Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
by Cfunkt September 17, 2019
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