Shrek

The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrek

The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck

Truth or dare
Truth
OK whose the sexiest person ever

Shrek

by Jesusdebbyryanstevejobsbobross April 27, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

by Hithereboys April 29, 2020

Shreked

A word used to describe someone who is on the heavier side, but is extremely strong. They may not seem like it, but they’re buff af. A combination of the word jacked and Shrek. Because Shrek is a sexy beast.

“Damn bro, you’re shreked!”
“I didn’t expect him to be strong but he’s kinda shreked!”

by cam_el April 29, 2020

Shreked

Wrecked, but fifteen times more powerful, for this word is infused with the power of the godly being known as Shrek. This state of being wrecked is one of the very few things that are as powerful as the dreaded no u.

Person 1: GET SHREKED.
Person 2: NO U.
Earth: *Fractures into quintillions of pieces, explodes, becomes a black hole and explodes again repeatedly until all time, space and matter no longer applies to existence.*

by EndoFlame June 17, 2020