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Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
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Cinderella Love Story

A private story on Snapchat that talks about your Current relationship or past relationship that turned out to actually be good and not shitty.
“Yooo did you see Mya’s Cinderella Love Story ?, It was mad cute”
by Bootytalk65 February 23, 2020
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Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story
Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you
by Azxaesz February 24, 2020
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Sex Story

We all know why your here.. Remember to clear your history!

Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.
That was a very short sex story.
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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
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Glenn Reasor story

A story that is made up, opinionated, blown out of proportion, and lack any kind of accuracy.
That isn’t true! You just told a Glenn Reasor story!
by Not just a pretty face November 10, 2019
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Toy Story Conundrum

The Toy Story Conundrum says just because some scenario take place when you are not noticing, does not mean it does not happen at all, like the Toys being alive cannot be disputed because they are active when you aren't watching.

Of course, there are other applications of the phrase too,
C : "I don't usually kill spiders because they kill the other insects. It's like they work for me but I need them to stay in certain areas of the house."
A : "But why? they create invisible webs and are a pest, so I guess it's best to kill"
C : "I don't know if we do or if the spider gets them before I notice."
A: "Fair point, it's the toy story conundrum"
by itwasworththis January 11, 2020
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